Tanning?

What an experience! When Paula told me that she was going to go tanning, I laughed at her. Then she invited me along, and of course I just had to say 'Yes.' I mean, I've never done it so I guess I should try it right. I don't know how orange skin tan, but I want to look good for all of those hot little orange girls. Besides, I'm sure Paula will look great with a brown skin tone. She says people do this sometimes so they won't turn red during the summer because they are in the sun so much.

It was a really weird experience. I mean, first the tanning people they send you back to this room, where there is this light bed. I mean a light bed, with like light bulbs, its really strange. On this strange bed, there is a towel and these really weird sunglasses, that you are supposed to wear while laying in this lighted bed. I learned that if you don't wear those crazy sunglasses, your eyes get blinded by extremely high bright lights... .... Brilliance, I know :)After you lather yourself with tanning lotion or nothing, you get into this bed and begin to "bronze" yourself. Like I said, I'm not too sure about this whole bronzing thing. I really don't think orange is going to bronze. But I'm sure Paula will look good. Just as long as she does go orange. (She doesn't look right with orange skin.)

Another thing about that weird bed, I really don't fit. I don't fit in most things, cause they aren't made for small orange guys. I have to admit, I really don't think this tanning thing is for me. Oh well, I guess next time that Paula decides to go, I don't think I'm going to sneak in too.